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donw Posted: Fri, Sep 18 2009 10:13 AM

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask

over his mouth and nose.

 

 

 A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

 

 

 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'

 

 

 Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only

 here to wash your upper body and feet.'

 

 

 He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'

 

 

 Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from

 worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls

 back the covers.

 

 She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles

 in the other.

 

 

 Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'

 

 

 The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly:

 

 

 

 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

 

 

 'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ??'

Don

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Dee replied on Fri, Sep 18 2009 10:38 AM

Don, that was awesome!  Dee

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Simi_Papa replied on Fri, Sep 18 2009 1:25 PM

Very funny Don!

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Spirit replied on Fri, Sep 18 2009 1:56 PM

That one was a scream!  I was totally unprpared for the punchline!

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Joe replied on Mon, Sep 21 2009 7:09 AM

I wonder how this will go on the chart? :)

Joe Buffalo

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