Friday Funnies 25 September 2009

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donw Posted: Fri, Sep 25 2009 11:05 AM

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 An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.  After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,

 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

 The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given  that you are blind, that you should know five  things:

 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

 Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

 The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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Short-Jan replied on Fri, Sep 25 2009 12:02 PM

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Ha, ha Don. Thanks,

Jan

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tylersydney replied on Fri, Sep 25 2009 12:46 PM

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CUTE

I sent this to some blonds and two 66 year old bikers I know!

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Tor replied on Fri, Sep 25 2009 5:53 PM

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Thank you Don. Unfortunately I always seem to think of the good responses when it is too late and everyone has left but this guy got it right.

Tor

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Dee replied on Fri, Sep 25 2009 8:16 PM

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Okay Don, even this blonde loves it!  Dee