Friday Funnies 30 October 2009

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donw Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2009 8:27 AM

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A cab driver picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the handsome            cab driver won't stop staring at her.  She asks him why he is staring.

He replies, 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am             and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK,' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make anyone blush.  But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess. I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's Okay. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

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RobertIA replied on Fri, Oct 30 2009 8:42 AM

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Okay Don, now you have really done it.  I am having a difficult time even typing this, I'm laughing so hard.

Bob

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jen1229 replied on Fri, Oct 30 2009 8:47 AM

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Don:

Where do you get them?  ROTFLMA.

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Spirit replied on Fri, Oct 30 2009 9:55 AM

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Don, I was even waiting for a Halloween joke and I didn't anticipate the punchline!  Good one!

Spirit

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whalen replied on Fri, Oct 30 2009 11:48 AM

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Don, I don't know what we would do without you!  Wonderful!

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Joe replied on Sat, Nov 28 2009 2:06 PM

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Good one Don!