Firday Funnies 10 June 2011

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donw Posted: Fri, Jun 10 2011 8:26 AM

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

 

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

 

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,

Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate

Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic

relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more

curious.

 

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started

to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

 

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be

thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

 

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother

came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.

You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

 

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure..

So he sat down and wrote:

 

__________________________________________________________

 

 

Dear Mom,

 

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not

saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that

one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

 

Love,

Brian

 

__________________________________________________________

 

 

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

 

____________________________________________________

 

Dear Son,

 

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you

'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is

sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

 

Love,

Mom

Don

"O Diem Praeclarum!"Big Smile

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Julia replied on Fri, Jun 10 2011 10:16 AM

You gotta love Moms.  My son would like this one.

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jen1229 replied on Wed, Jun 15 2011 10:15 PM

Love it.

Jen  - LevemirConfused and Novalog Wink A1c 5.8

 

 

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nance replied on Thu, Jun 16 2011 4:47 PM

Big SmileThat's funny!! 

Nance, T2 dx 7/98; diet and exercise/no meds 11 yrs; 500mg Glucophage XR 4/day, 5mg Glucotrol XL 3/day; A1c av. in 6s.  Treadmill, elliptical, biking, Arc trainer, dumbbells, other resistance moves -- 30-60 minutes a day.

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