One more for old time's sake.

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donw Posted: Thu, Sep 20 2012 4:09 PM
Medicare in a Nutshell

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."

"Mrs. Ward, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or te...
rrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?"
questioned Mrs. Ward.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

Don

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Tor replied on Thu, Sep 27 2012 1:09 AM

Don. please don't let it be the very last. Your stories are a not a good cure for diabetes burnout but a link to different times on this website.

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Tor replied on Thu, Sep 27 2012 2:03 AM

Sorry Don, what I meant to say was 'Your stories are not only a good cure for diabetes burnout...'

Haven't yet figured out how to edit my own postings in this forum.

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DeeF replied on Sat, Sep 29 2012 10:25 AM

I miss your humor too Don! Heck, I miss everyone that used to be here! Dee

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amrad replied on Sat, Sep 29 2012 9:53 PM

Just click on the More button, and choose Edit to change your post.

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