Friday Funnies 10 July 2009

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donw Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2009 8:25 AM

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle...

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax...

Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then he said with a deep sigh,

’Now let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

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Spirit replied on Fri, Jul 10 2009 9:50 AM

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Hmmm.  A high carb puzzle!

Spirit

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Simi_Papa replied on Fri, Jul 10 2009 1:14 PM

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Thanks Don!

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Jann replied on Fri, Jul 10 2009 6:44 PM

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Thanks for the laugh, Don!  I am having as much trouble figuring out this new board as I did the old board when I was first diagnosed in 2003...so please bear with me!  I am wondering if anyone here is on FaceBook?  How would I find out?  Anyone know how to do that?  I know a few names from the olden days.  But, thought maybe there was an easier way.

Jann (Janice Knight Hartman)

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jen1229 replied on Fri, Jul 10 2009 7:46 PM

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Don:

Another great funny as usual, to brighten the weekend.

Jann:

I'm on Face book.  Ellen Jacobson

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jen1229 replied on Fri, Jul 10 2009 7:51 PM

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Jann:

Just sent you are request to add me as a friend on Facebook. (Ellen Jacobson).  Nice relaxing picture of you.