Friday Funnies 28 August 2009

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donw Posted: Fri, Aug 28 2009 8:17 AM

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I just had MS Vista loaded on my PC at work.....

Holistic Hardware Haiku

First snow, then silence.

This thousand dollar screen

Dies so beautifully.

The Tao that is seen

Is not the true Tao, until

You bring fresh toner.

Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

Three things are certain:

Death, taxes, and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.

A file that big?

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

Errors have occurred.

We won't tell you where or why.

Lazy programmers.

The code was willing,

It considered your request,

But the chips were weak.

This site has been moved.

We'd tell you where, but then

We'd have to delete you.

A crash reduces

Your expensive computer

To a simple stone.

Yesterday it worked

Today it is not working

Windows is like that

Rather than a beep

Or a rude error message,

These words: "File not found."